The Most Interesting Pest Control Technicians in the World.

Pests Fear Them

• They will convince Beehives to relocate peacefully.
• They make rats leave tiny notes of apology before they flee.
• They never flinch during a wasp attack.
• Field mice have been telling of their legends for hundreds of generations.

Their Methods Are Unorthodox

• Their sprayers are engraved with poetry from an unknown language. The cockroaches understand it.
• Arthur can identify 128 species of ants by taste. But doesn’t recommend it.
• Cheyne uses sign language to convince rodents to commit seppuku.
• Dominic convinces German Roaches to return to their homeland.
• Duy can remove squirrels from attics by humming Miley Cyrus tunes
• Hawk once convinced termites to relocate using interpretive dance.
• Mike can identify 92 species of beetle by their footsteps. In the dark. 3 rooms away.
• Rob doesn’t spray repellents. He exude them.
• Shawn doesn’t always wear PPE. But when he does, it’s Armani.

Clients Adore Them

• Children collect their autographs.
• Butterflies follow them in formation.
• Their Yelp reviews are written in haiku.
• The EPA calls them for advice.
• They’ve been banned from entomology conferences for being too charismatic.
• Their uniforms are wrinkle-proof, flame-retardant, and somehow always smells like fresh pine.
• They are the reason your crawlspace smells like lavender.
• The only thing more professional than their service… is their handshake.

When you have drama in your attic or you’re battling ants in the kitchen, remember: You may not need the most interesting pest control technician in the world. But you'll want to call the company that trained them.